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Sloppy Seconds: Need Something for Your Gym Shorts With Hasselhoff's Face On It?

Posted by Nicole Pasulka
  • We've got a bunch of junk we'd like to stuff in Hasselhoff's bag.
  • Holy shit: New drug sweeping Florida youth is an inhalant made from urine and fecal matter.
  • Documents detailing exactly how David Copperfield was creepy and predatory released to the Internets.
  • No. We do not want to see your sex-year-old tango in four-inch heels with glitter sprayed to her face.
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SEX-year-old? Don't you mean SIX-year-old? That's some kind of Freudian typo, right there.

November 6, 2007 4:08 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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