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  • So Long, and Thanks for All the Lube: Scanner Sarah, Out

    About a year ago--almost exactly a year ago, in fact--I started writing this blog. I took over from my friend Ada Calhoun, who had started the blog herself and was moving over to run Hooksexup’s parenting site Babble. I didn’t really know what I was doing, and maybe some of you figured that out and/or left comments about it, but I want you to know that I’ve had fun. Lots of fun. Ridiculous amounts of fun. And I now have a bathroom cabinet stocked with lube, some of it in mousse form, which (as any girl knows) can turn your cooch into Richard Marx.

    However, like all good sex, ours must end. I’ve taken a job at Salon, and though I’ll still be writing for Hooksexup, it won’t be on this blog. I leave you in the capable (adorable, strong, firm, soft, loving) hands of my dear friends Bryan and Nicole. There will probably be new bloggers, too. I hope you love them. I hope they make you laugh, and question the world, and think about the absurdity of sex and/or R. Kelly from time to time.

    We’ve had good times, you and I. Oh, the David Hasselhoff. Oh, the student-teacher sex. Oh, the who would you rather game. (Real quick! Who would you rather: David Hasselhoff or student-teacher sex? Question mark or exclamation point? Penis or vagina? I could do this forevah!) And should you ever miss me, just listen to the Xanadu soundtrack. It might be my one regret, leaving Scanner, that I didn’t write about Xanadu enough. So dammit, please watch this. For you: Xanadu.

     


  • Sloppy Seconds: Need Something for Your Gym Shorts With Hasselhoff's Face On It?

    • We've got a bunch of junk we'd like to stuff in Hasselhoff's bag.
    • Holy shit: New drug sweeping Florida youth is an inhalant made from urine and fecal matter.
    • Documents detailing exactly how David Copperfield was creepy and predatory released to the Internets.
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    • Lily Allen to be new spokesperson for Agent Provocateur.

  • Today in Hasselhoff: The Human Frailty of Hasselhoff

    Here at Scanner, we are Hasselhoff fans. We don’t need to tell you this. It’s our goddamn blog icon. If you think this is just our kitschy, shallow love of irony, well, then, you probably misunderstand our Richard Simmons throw pillows, too. What we need to tell you is that Hasselhoff has fallen off the wagon. This gives us the sad and lowdown feeling, like Mom and Dad are throwing china plates in the next room. Or like Mom and Dad are chugging lighter fluid to stave off the DTs. But we also send out our support to the Hoff. Along with our favorite high-end vibrators. We find those come in handy in these times of need. (Thanks to Antonio for the link.)


  • The Hoff Welcomes You. And So Does the New Scanner.

    Notice anything different? Yes, we did get our haircut (thanks for mentioning it), but that’s not it. We’ve also been whitening our teeth. We figure it’s shaved at least three days off our age. But THAT'S NOT IT EITHER. Oh, you clever so-and-so. That’s right: Scanner has been redesigned.

    That headline up there is clickable. Should make it easier to link to us (hint hint). Oh, and get this: You can comment, and you don’t even have to register with Hooksexup. HOW COOL IS THAT? Of course, we want you to register with Hooksexup, because we want you to find love and/or hot-t-t action. But from here on out, that is unrelated to Scanner. So please. COMMENT. Bring us your best misspellings, your kneejerk reactions. Inflame strangers. Correct us smugly. We can take it! Just know that if you say something mean, Nicole will cry, and Sarah will have to sing her those Michael Bolton lullabies she loves so much. (Actually, this is a lie. Sarah will cry, and Nicole will feed her Pinot Grigio till she shuts up.)

    A few things to note. Like you, we are still finding the bathrooms around here. Be patient. There’s bound to be screw-ups. We just hope the curtains match the drapes. So welcome to Scanner, 2-point-something-or-other. Let David Hasselhoff pour you a glass of champagne. We're glad to have you here.
     


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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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