The Smoking Gun released this mug shot of David Bowie from a 1976 Rochester, NY pot bust. First of all, WOW! HOT! Really, really incredible mug shot. Second, it's for sale. So you know what to do after you read this...go on ahead and buy it for us. Third, we never thought about this until now, but he must have had a cellmate. Sure, Paris Hilton got to bunk alone when she was sent up the river, but Bowie spent a few hours in the clink and we're willing to bet he shared the perch with some other jailbird. A cell with Bowie would make jail a reward, not a punishment. After the jump a few ways we'd kill time if we're ever behind bars with the Thin White Duke.
1. Life drawing
2. Find out what really happened between him and Mick.
3. Hair and make up.
4. Cower (Seriously, what would do in jail with David Bowie?)