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Who Would You Rather?: Josh Brolin vs. Javier Bardem

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

So have you seen this No Country for Old Men business? We hear it's pretty good. Maybe a little difficult to parse at times, but it's directed by the Coen Brothers and based on a Cormac McCarthy novel, so really, what could be wrong with that? Considering all this pedigree, it's time to sex the whole conversation up with the basest and most important question: If alone, in a candel-lit room with Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin, who would you rather take to pleasure town? Javier Bardem may be one of People 's sexiest men alive, but Josh Brolin was in Goonies, so we're talking about a history-making icon here. (Full disclosure: We saw them on Charlie Rose last week and they were both so smart and attractive it made our heads spin. On Charlie Rose! Of all the shows that could turn us on!!) Now the choice is yours Scannerites, all you have to do is dream.

Who Would You Rather?:

  • Josh Brolin
  • Javier Bardem 

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mer said:

javiiii!! x siempre

November 20, 2007 10:39 AM

mags said:

Javier Bardem.  Loved him since Before Night Falls.  

November 20, 2007 11:21 AM

kowhaileaves said:

javier times a million - swoon

November 20, 2007 1:52 PM

lagiulia said:

Josh Brolin was blah in The Goonies (Corey Feldman and Sean Astin were much cuter). At any rate:

JAVIER.

BARDEM.

This is a guy who managed to look hot even when playing a suicidal quadriplegic.

November 20, 2007 3:07 PM

Margo said:

Brolin, by a mo.

November 20, 2007 4:03 PM

pylonhead said:

Josh Brolin, cause if I don't shut up, he's going to take me to the back of his trailer and screw me silly.

Not that Javier Bardem isn't sexy, but after No Country, I'd be too fucking freaked out to have him in the same room as me.

November 20, 2007 4:38 PM

Chele Belle said:

That's too easy. Javier...the Spanish flick BETWEEN YOUR LEGS pretty much sold me on him...he's sexy AND dangerous. Like sophiscated rough trade.

November 20, 2007 5:15 PM

thegirldetective said:

Josh Brolin. Not necessarily for his current work, but rather because he was in a wholesome young cowboy series that I always managed to make dirty in my head "young riders", yeah the name says it all.

November 23, 2007 2:32 PM

D. said:

Javi had me at "Jamona!" ("Jamón, Jamón") decades ago!

November 24, 2007 2:03 AM

Scanner said:

Last week , Nicole asked which of the two "No Country for Old Men" co-stars you'd rather

November 26, 2007 4:37 PM

Scanner said:

Last week , Nicole asked which of the two "No Country for Old Men" co-stars you'd rather

November 26, 2007 4:55 PM

Nikki said:

What about Tommy Lee Jones?? *purrr*

November 26, 2007 10:09 PM

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Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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