As mentioned on Friday, we had our first experience with Santacon this weekend. We opted for not-so-slutty American Apparel Elf, and quickly learned that we were in-no-way-at-all slutty, and we were absolutely not that girl ("that girl" was wearing a teensy-weensy skirt and a candy cane hat and we saw her make out with at least four different guys in one hour). Maybe if we'd dressed a little sluttier we would have made out with even just one (not that we didn't get a few offers from some smelly, slurring Santas).
To give you a sense of what Santacon was like, and spread some holiday cheer, here's a video taken early in the day, before the real mayhem began. All you need to know is: kids and Santas rapping "Baby Got Back." And you can stop watching after the first minute or two (pretty anti-climactic) but if you watch to the end, you'll learn that the kid is looking for a date and that everyone there was a "fat ho'."