You may have thought Britney Spears hit rock bottom, like, twelve times already. But what's worse than thinking the only person in the world who understands you is a paparazzo?
When you're Britney Spears, nothing is worse. Seriously, let's think about this for a minute. For her entire adult life (read: since she grew boobs), Britney has been stalked by paparazzi. They made what was already a crazy, trashy girl the crazy, trashy girl.
Now after she's lost her mind, her husband, her hair and her children, she's cozying up to one of the people who ruined her, photographer Adnan Ghalib, and says of their relationship, "We're taking care of each other. He's the only one who understands me."
Patricia Arquette said it best on one of those fake Golden Globe shows last night, "Britney has Stockholm Syndrome."
Bets on when his book will come out?
Hopefully they're at least having some good sex.
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