No, not just one paparazzo. The entire paparazzi. It'd be no fun if just one paparazzo knocked her up. What if the spawn of all the paparazzi combined burst forth from her overly fertile loin? What would it look like? Would it have camera lenses for eyes? Anyone want to give it a go in Photoshop?
Anyway, for reals, Adnan Ghalib — Brit's on-again, off-again paparazzo boyfriend and maybe husband — is claiming he did, in fact, knock her up. For real this time. No really.
[Star: Adnan: Britney's Having My Baby!]