All right, kids: if you came here looking for sexy people, we are totally about to harsh your buzz. Seriously, if you're not interested in plastic surgery gone horribly bonkers, move along, 'cause there's nothing to see here.
Ah... nice to see you've stuck around. Perhaps you've got an interest in people destorying themselves with plastic surgery too? Well, then certainly you're aware of Jocelyn Wildenstein (seen left), one of the first people that we'd heard of whose wealth and dementia had conspired against whatever natural beauty they'd been born with? Well, it sounds like she might have some competition (seen right).
A Brazilian model is having nylon wires implanted in her eyes to give them an oriental slant.
Angela Bismarchi will lead her samba group in a contest at next month's Rio Carnival and is having the procedure to celebrate 100 years of Japanese immigration to Brazil.
It will be the 42nd time she has had plastic surgery and she is closing in on the world record of 47 held by American Cindy Jackson.
You know, we've been sitting here trying to think of jokes and stuff to put a cap on this story, but seriously, just get us out of here!
[FoxNews via DListed; awesom Bride of Frankenstein screengrab via Frankensteinia]