Since we're still recovering from the madness and debauchery that was last night, we're going to take the easy way out and combine about a half dozen pretty good lil' blog posts into a new daily roundup, the likes of which we hope shall never be repeated.
Men in India force their wives to have sex, a doctor has been accused of trading services for (um) services, sex causes/cures headaches (the real question: can it cure hangovers?), a man out on bail for having sex with a 12 year old is in jail again after having sex with a 13 year old, and having hot sex in your office may increase productivity companywide: these and more, after the jump...
A judge moved a sexual harassment lawsuit against Halliburton into secret arbitration. The suit was brought by a woman, who was also sexually assaulted by a State Department employee, who worked in Basra, Iraq and endured daily humiliations from the all-male staff, including having to sit on a floor instead of at a desk:
Sex Assault Suit Vs. Halliburton Killed (ABC News)
Maybe the men of KBR and Halliburton read this next story a little too quickly. An Italian sexologist says 20% of office workers admitted to having an interoffice love affair and that, statistically, those that did "were happier, more energetic and more productive."
Does Office Sex Increase Productivity? (Washington Post)
How's this for a grabber ('scuse the poor pun)? "A Nelson man has been jailed for 13 months after having sex with a 13-year-old girl, while on bail for having sex with a 12-year-old girl."
Man Jailed For Underage Sex on Bail (New Zealand Herald)
Sex both causes and cures headaches, according to Fox and ABC. Christ Almighty, as if women weren't confused enough about what they want.
Headaches and Sex: "Yes, Tonight Dear" (ABC News)
Doctor trades drugs for sex. Or sex for drugs. Whatever. He's a total genius, yo.
Salem doctor charged in drugs for sex (Salt Lake Tribune)
"Two of every five young married Indian women face unwanted sex frequently or occasionally." There's a joke in there, but it's uncertain there's anybody out there we haven't offended yet.
Many men for sex on their wives, says survey (Hindustan Times)