Scanner makes us wonder: have you truly lived until you’ve heard one lanky Irish TV host shout at another: “I will kick your translucent white ass”? Don’t take any chances on your life experiences; check out the Conan-Colbert throwdown video, featuring some way vintage Jon Stewart. Like a fine wine, he improves with age. Though hopefully he’s gotten rid of the leather jacket.
Also: check out why Christina Aguilera had “penis balloons everywhere; the second-generation female condom is up for FDA review; sex news from around the world; and poor Rebecca De Mornay is sentenced to three year’s probation. Take the bus next time, Rebecca!
Screengrab brings us the latest in the Writer’s Strike/Maggie Gyllenhaal’s lesbian orgy (sure, they’re related…); why Amy Hecklerling could never be your woman; see octogenarians sing “I Wanna Be Sedated” in today’s trailer review for Young@Heart; Vanity Fair cancels its traditional Oscar party in support of the striking WGA (and, perhaps, Gyllenhaal); Casey Affleck plays with the mob; Michael Douglas plays with reasonable doubt; and we watch the Watchmen, and watch, and watch…
And the Hooksexup Video Blog brings us the “Top 10 Good ‘Bad’ Movies” you’ll want to Netflix if the WGA strike isn’t over soon (Judge Dredd, who knew?); Sean Hannity talking about Barack Obama makes Judge Dredd look like Einstein; and Oliver gives us (a) too much information (?) and (b) a bunny singing “Everyone’s has had more sex than me.” Cute, fuzzy, disturbing. Yours to enjoy.