You know we want you to come to Rififi tonight. We want it real bad. For those of you who are still on the fence, here are ten reasons to make you come.
10. Red Hots (if we can find them, they're Scanner Emily's favorite V-Day treat).
9. Chocolates.
8. Nicole Ankowski.
7. Katie Halper.
6. Bryan Christian.
5. Brian Fairbanks.
4. Will Doig.
3. Bobby Tisdale.
2. Scanner Emily got dumped a year ago today. She'll be reading a piece about that. And if you don't show up, that will be two years in a row that this was a really fucking terrible day for Emily. Show us some love.
1. Because it's Tuesday and it's fucking cold outside. Come in and let us warm your hearts with our stories of love (and hate). And then stick around for the after party.
Scanner's Stories of Love and Hate: A Pre-Valentine's Day Reading of Sorts
Featuring hooksexup.com's Scanner Bloggers and Special Guests
Tuesday, February 12, 8 p.m. (TONIGHT!)
Rififi, 332 East 11th Street, NYC
$5
Featuring Bobby Tisdale, Emily Farris, Will Doig, Katie Halper, Bryan Christian, Brian Fairbanks and Nicole Ankowski. We promise chocolates, red hots and maybe you'll laugh so hard you'll pee your pants. Or cry. Or neither and then you can eat chocolate and scowl. Then stick around for the after party.