Try to read this slowly so you can digest it with the martini you're having for lunch:
A woman in Germany who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle to force the Web site that hosted the sale to reveal the names of the winners, so she can find out who's the father.
A court in Berlin rules the auction site is obligated to give up the names of the six random uber-studs who won the contest last year and got down with their bad selves. Of course, in a hilarious bit of irony, the court refused to give the woman's name or nationality.
Damn. There seems to be no shortage of Odd News today. Did y'all hear about the Thai crackdown on teen sex for Valentine's Day? Or the woman who-- whoops-- dropped her Meth in an ATM envelope and now wants it back?