Scanner knows Valentine’s Day can by hit-or-miss, hot or not, the original Flavor of Love or Flavor of Love 3…you get our drift. If you’re not super-duper excited for the holiday (in fact, if it kind of makes you want to wear all black and kick people in the shins) check out Scanner Emily’s Tips for Getting Through Valentine’s Day. Plus: now you can visit morning wood; new reasons to think twice before entering an online sex auction; woman drops her Meth in an ATM envelope, wants it back; woman dials 911 for sex; Janet Jackson is “allergic” to marriage; and see why Hannah Montana (okay, okay, Miley Cyrus) is “proud” of Jamie Lynn Spears. Oh, sigh.
Oh, Screengrab, you’re so sneaky. And we love it. Screengrab snuck into the Conservative Political Action Conference, and brings back a report on the “exclusive screenings of a number of new films made by and targeted at the extreme right.” Get your Reagan on. Also, check out why Screengrab fears the new Get Smart might be “chintzy and half-assed”; check in with the Watchmen watch; the Rep Report; Ashton Kutcher’s new sex comedy (does not involve Demi); and the strike is over!
And the Hooksexup Video Blog brings us an interview with Gary Coleman and his new bride (half his age and twice his size!); “Cookin’ with Coolio” (for all the salad-eatin’ bitches out there); cookin’ with this guy; five things to be grateful for; and Oliver reveals his “Top 10 Crappy Love Songs”…that he actually likes. Just in time for last-minute V-Day mix-tapes.