Valentine's Day has come and gone and we're all still here (except maybe the people who got heart-shaped suckers with scraps of metal in them). We may have gained a few pounds and had a few too many red hots while watching LOST alone in bed, but over all, it was an OK week. Even for those of us who aren't getting any (and that includes you now, New York Post readers!).
Highs:
We had a reading and you came and it was great.
Jane Fonda said "cunt" live on national television.
We found some creative ways to get through Valentine's Day.
Amy Winehouse sobered up in time for the Grammys. Or so we think.
We called a sex boycott for New York Post readers.
Lows:
Unfortunately we had to call said sex boycott because of this story.
Nipples in strange places freak us out.
This girl makes us sad for her generation.
Amsterdam's Red Light District faces a grim future. At least there will still be frites mayo.
Some crazies let Britney near their kids.
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