Who'd have thought that 21-year old Jason Rae, a superdelegate from the state of Wisconsin, would be pledging his vote to Obama after an aggressive whirlwind courtship by the Clintons that included breakfast with Chelsea?
“The Democratic Party is fortunate to have two very talented individuals running for President this election,” said Rae in a statement released by the Obama campaign Thursday. “It is a difficult choice for anyone, but in the end, the choice for me has become clear. I am proudly supporting Senator Barack Obama."
OK, we're sorry. We know that people got in trouble recently for sexualizing Chelsea's role in the campaign, but come on! Not only did this guy let her attempt to charm him over morning coffee, but he got a personal call from Big Daddy Bill. This is like Penthouse Forums for Young Democrats -- he's practically in the family now -- and he's still voting Obama!
How do you suppose he broke the news to Chelsea? We bet she was texting him for days -- "Y R U so distant? -- before he finally called her.
Huh, what do you know. We make a joke about a guy not-really-breaking-up with Chelsea Clinton -- and now we kind of hate him on her behalf. Jerk!