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Johansson. Ever since Ghost World, and no matter how much she seemingly sells out.

natalie for sure.that lady has everything!

Natalie

I'd say both (at the same time?) would be ideal but if forced to choose...Natalie. While less...physically endowed...she seems to be better mentally endows.

Scarlett.  

Oh, Natalie, without hesitation.

natalie because i can't stand the thought of having to lay beside scarlett afterward and hear her speak. natalie has brains and sex appeal, scarlett just has sex appeal.  

natalie.

Natalie is about a close to perfect as a celebrity can come.

Scarlett, hands down.  Natalie may be smart (and I dig brains), but she's so annoying in everything that she does.

i'm a girl, can i play?

both.

"and hey -- are people here thinking scarlett's dumb or just not as smart as natalie? i'd say scarlett's just not an ivy leaguer, and remind everyone that portman dated moby for a while, so there."

Good point Bryan Christian. And who says that Natalie Portman is necessarily that smart? Universities are businesses. I feel like a lot of celebrities get accepted to ivy league schools for the publicity and the presumption that they're probably going to pay full tuition out of pocket. Kind of like rich kids getting in. Kind of like George Bush getting into Yale.

unfair!

oh man.  oh man oh man oh mannn.  This is the hardest ever.  

Natalie.  I'm so sorry Scarlett.  :(

Three way?

Both played needy lovers (Natalie in Closer and Scarlett in that movie with Jonathon Rhys whatshisass) but Natalie made it sexy.  Natalie has brains but her real draw is her stare. Portman hands down.

such a superficial question. who would I rather? ... Scarlett has so much more to offer in the sack, so much more of her in which to lose myself sensually. But maybe Natalie makes-up for it with imagination or other talents ...  How 'bout once each and then let me decide :-)

Hey, throw Natalie in that pink wig she was wearing in Closer, and I'd happily become a lesbian!

Scarlett.  She may not be as smart as Natalie, but she's not nearly as annoying.  

I feel oddly cool towards both of them in general, although they each have their merits.  Acting talent is a wash, I think; Natalie strikes me as the superior actress, but somehow she keeps appearing in dumb movies compared to Scarlett's work.  This is totally arbitrary, but based on the photo above, the dumb/smart thing tilts heavily in Natalie's favor.  She may not be stacked like Scarlett, but she'll know waaay more interesting things to do than lie there and think of England.

Plus, Scarlett is doing this stupid Tom Waits cover project.  Good Waits covers are few and far between; recording an album of them is just asking for scorn.

Natalie for the win!

wait. i'm confused. cuz just because scarlett started doing (admittedly vapid looking) louis vitton ads doesn't make her dumb. she's actually pretty damn smart, every bit as much as natalie. you don't get to be wood allen's musr if you're an idiot.

Definitely Natalie

Yes.

Both.  In Canada.  In a car.

I don't understand why you people talk about natalie as she were the next nobel prize in literature... I would do her simply because I'm not into blondes nor into boobs. I like brunnettes and asses yet; I would look for a third choice soon.

Scarlett.  I find Portman to irritating for words.

Scarlett.  

My ultimate fantasy is a threeway with Scarlett Johansson  and Kate Winslet.

Oh, sure, really mess up the fantasy realm. Kate Winslet and Rachel Weisz!!!