Paris Hilton left her pussy cat at the vet, and now they don't want to give it back.
Scarlett Jonansson and Natalie Portman talk monogamy and politics in W. We're not at all digging the cover and we're more than a little surprised that the Fug Girls haven't Fuged it yet.
We're trying to remember if we ever had a crush on Ethan Hawke, and we think that we probably did not (and we dig dudes with bellies).
Where do you hide your porn? We have an ex that hid his under "baseball."
And New Yorkers, you're not going to let a little snow come between you and the ones you love tonight, are you?