Are we nearing the end of the Scarlett/Natalie World Tour 2008? Perhaps. That Boleyn movie isn't exactly tearing up the charts. But there are few new developments, and we missed a couple of things the first time around, so here ya go.
1) They totally kissed in Berlin. But then, who doesn't go a little gay in Berlin, right?
2) A date with Scarlett is currently up for bid on Ebay, benefitting OxFam. We know; we need a raise, too.
3) Natalie likes Scarlett's boobs almost as much as Issac Mizrahi did.
4) No word yet from Scarlett on Natalie's body. Scarlett, we got a copy of Hotel Chevalier with your name on it, just give us a call.
5) Actually, can we go back to that Natalie interview for a sec? There's something else there you might find interesting. Besides referring to her and Scarlett as "the Hot Knishes," and revealing that her favorite co-star ever was erudite British comedian and former Hugh Laurie cohort Stephen Fry, Natalie lays this one on us:
“My Hallowe’en costume the last year of high school was a hooker,” she admits. An elegant, gamine hooker? “No,” she laughs, tea dripping onto her cashmere. “Just a hooker, with lots of bad make-up.“
Hey, is there an emoticon for having a tiny aneurysm?