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Today in Sandwich Porn: The Lady's Brunch Burger

Posted by Emily Farris

Paula Deen's Lady Brunch Burger: a beef patty, two slices of bacon and a fried egg between two glazed donuts. We pretty much want to make love to this sandwich, rub it all over ourselves, then eat it off of our own bodies—all while somehow maintaining its structural integrity. But maybe that's just us?  

This sandwich, however, evokes the opposite reaction.  

Ladies and gentlemen, the White Castle Surf & Turf: 


[Food Network: The Lady's Brunch Burger] 

(Thanks to Jeff for the photo of the Surf & Turf!) 


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Posted Mar 06 2008, 09:33 AM
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Vincent said:

You are kidding right?

Who would eat this?? Seriously, who in their right mind, that isn't already 400lbs eat this!

March 6, 2008 11:01 AM

larose said:

www.youtube.com/watch

It's the Luther Burger from The Boondocks!!!

March 6, 2008 2:43 PM

Jen Lollipop said:

Sweet Jesus, thats disgusting. And some people on the food network site actually made, ATE, and reviewed this recipe. God help us all.

March 9, 2008 7:41 PM

spectrumseven said:

I'd eat it all.  All that meet between two glazed donuts?  Anyway, no worries, structural integrity always maintained after not scarfing down such foods in a while.  Friggin WhitCastle.  All over the midwest.  None in Virginia.  I hear they're up north.  Don't wnat to drive to far though, that's kinda far.  To drive.  For glazed donuts. LOL!

March 9, 2008 9:22 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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