Can we end Valentine's Day forever and never mention it again? Well, maybe not, but we can stop talking about it, right after this:
Weird News still has plenty of material left over from yesterday. Three couples were married at a White Castle in Columbus, Ohio, the restaurant's headquarters. And a judge married off a man he had just sentenced to several years in prison for armed robbery, and who was still in handcuffs, having recently been sentenced for beating his bride-to-be.
UPDATE: A woman robbed a bank with chocolates. We're still not sure how.