Whether there's room for Ginuwine in your jeans or not, sex while you're wearing them has to be consensual. At least that's what we gather from the Italian Supreme Court's decision to overturn a rape conviction because "the supposed victim must have agreed to sex because her jeans could not have been removed without her consent."
Seriously? "She was wearing jeans" is not a legal defense! What the fuck is going on in the world? We're about to put on our Calvins and kick some Italian Supreme Court justices where they zip up.
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