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  • Good Thing There is Absolutely Nothing Stupid About Unicorns

     

    Yes But No But Yes rounds up the Top 10 Most Stupid Tattoos, and while we tend to disagree with the blogger's general attitude toward tattoos, we must agree with the number nine Most Stupid Tattoo, which we really think should be number one.

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  • Women in Jeans Can't Be Raped, But the Italian Supreme Court Can Be Total C*cksucker Douchebags

    Whether there's room for Ginuwine in your jeans or not, sex while you're wearing them has to be consensual. At least that's what we gather from the Italian Supreme Court's decision to overturn a rape conviction because "the supposed victim must have agreed to sex because her jeans could not have been removed without her consent."

    Seriously? "She was wearing jeans" is not a legal defense! What the fuck is going on in the world? We're about to put on our Calvins and kick some Italian Supreme Court justices where they zip up.

    Previously: Italian Dude Fined For Grabbing Crotch; Salon Gives the Background

    Previously: Nothing Says "Ti Amo" Like A BJ From a Minor in a Car


  • Shadowy Organization Uses Mirrors, Idiocy to Crack Supposedly Racy Da Vinci Pictures

    A headline like "The Bizarre, Obscene, and Disturbing Hidden Images in Leonardo da Vinci’s Sacred Art," pretty much gets hit by us so enthusiastically that we double-crack our mouse buttons. Here's what we found:

    [I]f an Italian group calling itself the Mirror of the Sacred Scriptures and Paintings World Foundation is correct, da Vinci and his contemporaries may have been doing a lot more with mirrors than anyone has previously imagined.

    Perhaps you’ve wondered about the conventions of classical art — the outstretched hands and elegant gestures; characters which stare into space, as if looking for the Divine.

    They’re cues, according to the Mirror of Sacred Scriptures website: guidelines for the placement of mirrors which reveal hidden faces, symbols, and subjects. The meaning of some are obscure. Others are disturbing, mystical — and occasionally obscene.

    Well, at first we kinda thought the story was bullshit. Total, unremarkable bullshit. Something you could pretty much do with any picture you wanted. The Renaissance version of punching numbers into a calculator, turning it upside down, and getting the word "BOOBLESS." An meme so worthless and deeply reliant on stupidity that, if it were a TV show, it would be one of those 5-minute "celebrity profiles" that turn up on the TV Guide channel, and it would be about someone that you don't even remember who they are and don't really care but keep watching anyway and then you feel dirty and stupid when it's over. 

    WRONG! First off, this story did originally appear in La Repubblica, which we're told is an actual newspaper. Plus, we've recently uncovered yet another of these mysterious pictures ourselves, and now we are believers! Click through, if you dare, and have a look for yourself!

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  • Blondes Have More Fun and Manage to Make You Look Stupid at the Same Time

    This article just blew our minds a little bit, and we're not even blonde. Apparently, men act stupid around blonde women. The reason? "Bimbo delusion." When confronted with the stereotype of a dumb blonde, researchers believe men will mimic it and act dumb. Yeah, sounds totally implausible. But we appreciate the effort to understand why our brother always stubbed his toe, walked into walls, and drooled whenever our blonde friends came over in high school. Of course, now we're waiting for research to explain why he did that when all our brunette friends came over too. 


    Posted Nov 19 2007, 11:00 AM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s)
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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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