Well, it looks like that eBay auction of Scarlett Jo went swimmingly for the fine folks at OxFam, as after 170 bids, she netted $40 grand on Wednesday -- almost ten times what Spitzer paid that one time for Kristen and roughly half of what he paid for his pay-per-screw harem in total. But hey, shipping's free, right? Good value? We'd have to say: maybe.
Here's hoping that indeterminately-sexed eBay user bossnour won't miss the cash. Also: that he or she wacks off furiously well before the meet-and-greet, 'cause Lord knows there ain't no way ScarJo's letting some yokel from the web touch her Black Dahlia.