If you didn't catch the new episode of South Park on Easter Sunday, you should (you can watch it for free online), because then you'll see that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are not only comedic geniuses, they're fucking prophets.
In the episode, the media causes Britney Spears' breakdown, during which she shoots off her own head. She survives, and the town of South Park continues after half-headed Britney in an effort to make her finish the job. The constant attention eventually leads to her "self-imposed" death and the townspeople, and the world, decide that Miley Cyrus is their next "victim."
We knew it would happen, but who knew it would happen so quickly?
Apparently just last weekend, even amid all the South Park and How I Met Your Mother buzz, there were less than half a dozen paparazzi covering Britney.
So where was her usual crew of 30? Why, with Miley Cyrus, of course.
[Side Dish: Paparazzi over Britney]
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