Hillary responded to the Obama Reverend Wright controversy by offering the following classic nugget: "You don't choose your family, but you choose what church you want to attend." That is true, we've heard (we're not church goers). Hillary is clearly suggesting that Obama can be blamed for choosing a pastor who has offended some people with his language. But what about when it comes to offensive fellatio?
Is a woman responsible for choosing a husband who offended some people with his oval-office blow job reception? One could argue that Hillary is blaming Obama not for choosing Reverend Wright as his pastor, but for choosing not to disavow Wright once the words of the pastor (or really the words of an ambassador, but who cares) were made public and played on TV and on the internets. In that case, though, if Hillary is not responsible for choosing Bill "the philandering fellatio fan" Clinton as her husband, is she responsible for not divorcing him after the semen of the president was displayed to the American people on a dark blue dress? Is a speech about racism in America more offensive than presidential fellatio and perjury? Personally, we're not offended by blow jobs or acknowledging racism in America. But we'd love to know Hillary's thoughts.