The Daily Mail tries to make a size 16 beauty pageant contestant feel bad about herself. Luckily, they don't really succeed. [Jezebel]
If you're running for office, jerking off in public might not be the best idea. Even if you do live in California. [Wonkette]
50-Cent is so confused about which Democratic candidate to support. And he thinks Obama might get assassinated. [MTV]
Whoever you support, Natalie Portman really, really wants you to vote. [People]
Madonna kept her legs closed for the upcoming Vanity Fair cover. [MollyGood]
You've heard of "Stuff White People Like," but what about "Stuff Christians Like?" [Stuff Christians Like]
Hulk Hogan's new girlfriend is the spitting image of his daughter, Brooke. You know, the daughter he tracks with a GPS system. [The Superficial]