The Daily Mail tries to make a size 16 beauty pageant contestant feel bad about herself. Luckily, they don't really succeed. [Jezebel]
If you're running for office, jerking off in public might not be the best idea. Even if you do live in California. [Wonkette]
50-Cent is so confused about which Democratic candidate to support. And he thinks Obama might get assassinated. [MTV]
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