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Elevators: Are They Possessed?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 "The car accelerated. It was an express elevator, with no stops below the thirty-ninth floor, and the building was deserted. But after a moment White felt a jolt. The lights went out and immediately flashed on again. And then the elevator stopped."

Did you catch this freaky-ass tale in the New Yorker this week? Holy God, we didn't have claustrophobia before (not even after all that prison time), but boy do we have it now!  

Poor Nicholas White spent a weekend in the Business Week elevator in 1999 and emerged to hate beer, old men posing as security guards, and McGraw-Hill. He sued the bastards, after taking an eight-week break from work and then deciding never to go back, eventually winning a mere six figures for his troubles. He has basically been out of work since.

The moral of the story? Blog from home.

Due to issues at the New Yorker website, we are unable to embed the time-lapse video of Nicholas's big adventure. This link should take you to it. 

UPDATE: This should work:

 


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Comments

Bryan Christian said:

Um, by "issues with the New Yorker website" do you mean "they don't allow embedding"? Way to be passive aggressive, dude!

April 18, 2008 12:26 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Well, why don't you go and leave me a note about, then?

Oh wait, you just did.

April 18, 2008 12:32 PM

profrobert said:

A "mere six figures"?  At the low end, that's $2500 per hour for 41 hours.  I'm sure there were therapy/psychiatry bills and a period of legitimate recovery and inability to work.  But if he was looking for lost wages from now until he's 80, then he's just trying to play Litigation Lottery.  It's the clients, not the lawyers, who drive litigation, and this is another example of that.

April 18, 2008 1:20 PM

Spamboy said:

I believe it, totally.  I had my own encounter with elevators -- at least, their repairmen: www.spamboy.com/.../the-elevator-repairman-ghost

April 19, 2008 1:05 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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