You know, maybe we are over-reacting about all this Miley Cyrus half nakedness. See, we were mostly put-off because Disney had marketed Cyrus as this wholesome, pure, Christian role-model. They seemed outraged over the Vanity Fair pictures; a Disney spokeswoman told the New York Times that "a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines." But now we're starting to think Disney might actually be trying to sex up its image.
You tell us.
Slate's Daniel Brook snapped this billboard in China recently. Ok, it's China, but still. We think we've heard just about enough from Disney on this whole Miley Cyrus issue. Also, we wouldn't like to hear any more from Bill O'Reilly (on any issue).
We hereby declare ourselves the Moral Authority on the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Possibly Naughty Pictures Issue, because unlike Disney and O'Reilly we were once a 15-year-old girl. Also, we saw Billy Ray Cyrus perform Achey Brakey Heart at the Grand Palace in Branson, maybe even before lil' Cyrus was born. So there.
We'll issue a statement shortly.
[Slate via Gawker]