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What Kind Of God In Heaven Lets A Topless Eva Mendes Photoshoot Go This Wrong?

Posted by Bryan Christian


Yuck. These pics of Eva Mendes from Italian Vogue -- we're thinking they're actually from the same shoot that Scanner Brian mentioned earlier today -- make us feel like we've walked into a John Waters-art directed acid trip. Actually, Eva's reminding us of someone here... who could it be...

(Click through for the answer -- and a bit more nudity, if you're not bored by that sort of thing yet.)

Ah yes, that's it. Yikes, maybe some nudity will help?


Eh... guess not. We was robbed! Scanner Brian, 1; Scanner Bryan, 0.

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW] [Defamer]


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Posted May 09 2008, 04:05 PM
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Brian Fairbanks said:

It's more like Bryan 1, Brian 1. After all, we can probably sit through anything if Eva Mendes is naked at the end of it, no?

May 9, 2008 5:18 PM

porkchips said:

Actually, she reminds me of Ann Bancroft in these photos.

May 11, 2008 3:27 AM

profrobert said:

The top one should be captioned "Mah toze haz a flavur.  Nom."

May 12, 2008 11:46 AM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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