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OMG: For the First Time, Like, Ever, We Totes Agree With Jessica Simpson

Posted by Emily Farris

 

No, not about that shirt. But about another one...

Though we have nothing but love for our vegetarian and vegan sisters. More meat for us!

Also, we absolutely agree with Jessica Simpson's decision to go country. Because as you know, while Scanner Emily is a little bit rock 'n roll, she's a lot country.

God, did we really just agree with her twice in one day?


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Posted Jun 16 2008, 04:37 PM
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dippy_gumball said:

It's a dig at Carrie Underwood, Jessica's current boyfriend's ex, who is a vegetarian.

I say, "Real woman don't call themselves girls".

June 16, 2008 5:27 PM

Emily Farris said:

I am impressed and frightened that you knew that.

June 16, 2008 5:33 PM

xntricpunk said:

i really love a good side-boob shot

June 16, 2008 6:53 PM

fitandfun71 said:

Real NFL quarterbacks don't date grown-up women who need their father to act as chaperone.

June 17, 2008 2:29 AM

eurrapanzy said:

you know, that picture is basically the first time in three years that i've wanted to have biblical knowledge of simpson.  good on you, scanner.

June 17, 2008 9:41 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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