Okay, we don't know if it's a Spears or an Aldridge, but a baby did come out of Jamie Lynn Spears — not out of her vagina, because she apparently delivered via C-section (gotta keep that shit tight, yo), but still.
Scanner readers, please give a warm welcome to...
...little Maddie Briann (Spears or Aldridge).
Maddie we like. We're "enh" on Briann but at least it's not Krystal or something, right?
[FameCrawler: Jamie Lynn Gives Her Baby A Beautiful Name!!]
Related:
Jamie-Lynn Spears Officially Pregnant; Lynne Spears Officially World's Worst Mom, Y'all!