Oh, hey J.C. Penney, is that a fully-erect, lubed-up penis in your pants or are you just happy to see us? Because we're pretty sure it's a penis and you've got it aimed at teenagers.
In this commercial, two teens practice getting dressed as quickly as possible so that if the girl's mom walks into the basement, they'll be able to look like they're "just watching TV."
Now, don't get us wrong, we're not opposed to the idea of teenagers having sex, as long as they're mature and educated enough to be smart about it. So it's not really the premise of this commercial that has us all confused, it's the fact that J.C. Penney — that dumpy department store in the dumpy mall that sold kind-of dumpy clothes (which were often our "back to school clothes") — is blatantly endorsing teenage sex.
We'd honestly be a lot more comfortable with it if the Trojan logo popped up at the end instead of the J.C. Penney logo, but maybe that's just us. And maybe that's only because we associate J.C. Penney with our grandmother.
What do you think?
[Adrants via YBNBY]
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