We thought we'd spice up your Friday with the Scanner equivalent of jalapeño peppers.
1) Scanner Roundtable: Let's Settle This Whole 9/11 Thing Once And For All...
With this post, we swear, we didn't plan it in advance or have any knowledge what would happen would happen.
2) This Week In Gayness: My Boyfriend Won't Put Out
Apparently, Googling "homosexualmania" does not get you this post. Shame.
3) Was Nicole Kidman Ever Really Pregnant?
Didn't she try for a decade with Tom Cruise? Hasn't she been trying for years? Aren't celebrities so strange they might fake a pregnancy to a) help their careers and/or b) cover for the fact that they adopted/cradle-robbed/did something else to obtain a baby, thinking that, somehow, their box office will plummet if they don't have a "real" birth soon?
4) Is Batman's Crime-Fighting Simply A Cry For Help?
Scanner Nicole muses...
5) "Just A Fun Loving Nerd!!!" Just The Man For Us
Yeah, but those photos gotta be -shopped, right?
6) Who Would You Rather: Michelle Pfeiffer vs. Julie Newmar?
Some are saying Eartha Kitt.
7) Crush of the Week: Gitty Grunwald, Fighting An Hasidic Cult For Her Daughter
It turns out the original New York article has become the the source of the most letters to the editor in that magazine's history...
8) "I Had Sex With My Brother" One Woman's Blue Lagoon
Some questioned our historical accuracy (Brooke Shields was that dude's cousin, after all), some just questioned.
9) Today in WTF: Guy Gets Off (For/On) Getting 14-Year-Old Girl Drunk, Violating Her
We were setting ourselves up for this one. There's still a debate on legal issues in the comments-- wait, it's interesting, we swear!
10) Watch the Homophobic Snickers Ad Pulled From TV
We're not controversial for posting it, we're controversial for associating ourselves with the fellow countrymen who produced it.