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Female Teacher's Aide Guilty of Sex with 16-Year-Old Female Student

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

It began at a church summer camp (!) and ended when fellow school employees spotted naked photos of the 16-year-old on the aide's cell phone.

Melody Ybona Gawliu was a 24-year-old teacher's aide at El Camino High School in South San Francisco when she began having oral sex with an underage female student. Perhaps no one would've ever found out this was going on if Gawliu hadn't made three key, boneheaded mistakes...

First, she showed up at school with a massive amount of balloons for the girl's 17th birthday, which apparently first aroused the suspicions of fellow teachers and teacher's aides. 

Next, she saved those nude photos of the jailbait girl on her phone, which snooping teachers later discovered.

And finally, she made the classic mistake of putting the relationship in writing, by texting the girl and telling her to keep quiet about it. Stupid!

Gawliu was initially charged with two counts of digital penetration with a person under age 18, attempting to dissuade a witness and felonious possession of sexual images of a person under age 18.

Digital penetration? Does this mean if we have virtual reality sex with Alicia Silverstone we're committing a crime?

Anyway, Gawliu does not have to register as a sex offender under her plea deal, which also limits her prison term to less than a year.

Via Current and Dumbass Daily.

 

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Comments

Jacky Chan said:

Digital penetration as in your digits, your fingers. i.e. fingering.

July 30, 2008 12:24 PM

Nikki said:

Digital = With the fingers.

I'm sure you can do the math.

July 30, 2008 12:30 PM

sb said:

to Jacky and Nikki - Sense of humor for sale, cheap.  let me know...

July 30, 2008 1:37 PM

fitandfun71 said:

Good one, sb!  Remember folks, Scanner isn't CNN...it's a smart-ass look at what's going on the world.  And it's fun!

July 30, 2008 6:51 PM

profrobert said:

Given the focus on finger-banging, shouldn't this in all justice have been a Scanner Emily post?

July 30, 2008 7:33 PM

anl1a said:

See, I would have thought digital penetration is what those other teachers did when they snooped through Gawliu's phone. How is that not a crime?

July 30, 2008 8:20 PM

fuckedup said:

this is horrible that they put this out there. i'm friends with  both melody and the "16 year old girl". i dont like how theyre portrayed in a bad way. they really are good people. the "16 year old" was an excellent student NOT a jailbait!!! leave them alone. age is just a number. if they want to be together let them be!

August 6, 2008 3:24 AM

no body said:

Digital penetration = binary sex

01001010000000000000....0000000000 yeeeeeaahhhhh...

August 15, 2008 12:09 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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