We spent an hour looking for a good, non-pornographic photo of a couple banging a headboard, then gave up.
It was probably worth the couple hundred English quid this woman paid for her 24-month-long run as the neighborhood's loudest sex fiend...
1) Kerry Norris is a 29-year-old with a boyfriend named Adam Hinton, who is probably bragging his ass off every night at the local pub. (Yes, he's actually named in the news article, which we thought was against the media's better judgment most of the time.)
2) Kerry lives in a three-story apartment building and spents her nights banging the hell out of herself and her boyfriend. Sometimes, their sex sessions last until six o'clock in the damn morning.
3) Neighbors have been complaining to the town for years, mentioning that Norris sunbathes topless even when there are workers doing construction on neighboring apartments. Apparently, Norris and Hinton bang their headboard so loud that their neighbors had to discontinue using the room on the opposite side of the wall for sleeping. (And, here's the real kicker: the girl who was sleeping there now wets the bed and has "nightmares.) For some reason, nothing has come of it. Until now.
4) Norris had only this to say to inquiring media minds:
"I have a normal sex life.”
Via the Asbury Park Press.
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