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Freaky FAA Tapes Reveal Obama's Plane Nearly Crashed On July 7th

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Remember that little news item about a month back about how Obama's plane had to be diverted to St. Louis? Probably not, but if you do, you may recall that the FAA said it was "not an emergency" and that "ha ha-- Obama's fate is in our precious, drunken, cross-eyed hands!" Or something like that...

Well, they lied, as these disturbing tapes planely reveal...

 

(By the way, the air traffic controller responds to the news of Obama's presence by saying only: "Roger that." We would've probably said, "Holy fuckballs! The fate of American history is in my hands! GACCCK!")

ABC News has more:

Just 41 seconds after discovering he no longer had full control of the plane's up and down movements, the pilot told an FAA air traffic controller "at this time we would like to declare an emergency..."

An FAA spokesperson acknowledged today that its statements at the time of "no emergency" were wrong, based, the spokesperson said, on erroneous reports from FAA air traffic managers.

Anyone taking the train this weekend?

 

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Comments

imsnowman said:

Y'all are really overracting.  There isn't anything particularly "freaky" about the tapes.  Sounds like professionals doing what they are paid to do.

August 16, 2008 7:03 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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