The Rolling Stones song "Satisfaction" technically saved one Englishman's life.
Jossip has a photo from the Ellen wedding.
Heidi Montag's new song "Overdosin'" was met by a steady stream of sales yesterday. Not really, it was made fun of mercilessly online:
Whoever wrote that song was overdosing on something.
overdosin' on stupidness
i agree this song and all of her other songs make me want to overdose too!! [Defamer]
Hayden Panettiere instructed her mom not to sell the star's panties online.
An 85-year-old woman apprehended a 17 year burglar, then made him call 911... at gunpoint.
Christina Applegate no longer has cancer, although Patrick Swayze, who still smokes, continues to battle it.
And the same idiot who sued nightclubs for discriminating against men with Ladies' Nights apparently didn't make enough money ripping off small businesses: he's now suing Columbia for teaching a history syllabus that blames men for the world's "ills."
UPDATE: Link fixed.
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