Pop quiz, kid... whose dick is this movie star talking about:
"He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock..."
The answer, according to today's Frisky story Seven Famous Penises in History, is, of course, Frank Sinatra...
1. John Holmes... like some Madonna-lovin' the mufucka, he's diggin' tunnels...
2. Napoleon... he had a complex for a reason, people...
3. John Wayne Bobbitt... who really doesn't wanna be here...
4. David by Michelangelo... the most viewed penis... even more so than Pete Wentz's!
5. Sinatra... who, if he'd done nothing else, would have at least got to be the subject of Ava Gardner's greatest quote...
6. The Minister in "The Little Mermaid"... with his animated boner. Thanks, Disney!
7. Rasputin... maybe they couldn't kill him because of his superhuman dong...
We'd like to add three more to make it an even Top 10:
Milton Berle - a lot of people today don't remember Uncle Milty... unless they remember the name as a euphemism for something large and dangling...
Dirk Diggler - we'd have put Marky Mark, but he was wearing a prosthetic schlong in Boogie Nights...
Michael Jackson - Jacko's Johnson apparently has spots all over it that only a molested boy would know... so why did no one believe this kid when he described them exactly in a court appearance?
Oh, and one more: Jimi Hendrix and his little wing big thing:
Anyway, you can read the full 7 previously mentioned, with amusing stories about each, at The Frisky.
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