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Hot or Not: Jodie Marsh's Boobs?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Lest we forget that Britain has its own terrible reality show (stars) that never cross the Atlantic, this is Jodie Marsh of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother. (We'll trade anyone on America's Next Top Model for any of yours, guys, at least so we can have a change of pace.)

She is the subject of much debate, mainly because she presents the usual annoying paradox in the sense that, much like the boy whose father is killed in a car crash but can't be operated on because the surgeon is his mother, Jodie Marsh is a person with gigantic bosoms who we'd normally enjoy having sex with except she is totally repulsive^.

So, your Hot or Not work assignment for today (you know, rather than actually doing work) is not just about Jodie Marsh's boobs. It's about whether Jodie Marsh herself is hot or whether or not a) fake boobs mean she's automatically not, b) boobs this fake mean she's automatically not, or c) being this annoying means she's still not automatically not hot. Confused? Never mind, just let us know if she's hot or not.

Marry Me Jodie Marsh was launched with the teaser "I'm getting married this September... Only problem is that I don't have a man!". Men were invited to submit an application for a series of open auditions for the chance to marry Marsh that September. MTV filmed the search and subsequent wedding.[7]

The reality series featuring Marsh entitled Totally Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up the Aisle?, premiered in July of 2007 documenting Marsh's search to find a husband.[8]Marsh eventually chose Matt Peacock, an ex-boyfriend of fellow glamour model Jordan.[9]

[Except...] In the final episode of the show, MTV executives confronted Marsh and Matt Peacock with taped footage of Peacock's audition claiming he and Marsh had been dating for months and living together for three months, contrary to the show's claims. "I'm not hiding the fact I did the TV show for money. Of course I did". [14]

On Friday 13 January, Marsh was first to be voted out of the Big Brother house — with 8 out of 10 possible nominations (the highest ever margin)... She cried during her post-eviction interview with Davina McCall describing the experience as "horrific" and her housemates as "vile jealous bullies".[5]

 

Um. We'll pass, thanks.

Via the Superficial.

 

Related:

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Hot or Not: 32K Boobs?

Hot Or Not: Skinny Actresses

Hot Or Not: Jamie Lee Curtis: The Results

^it's ridiculous that we have to say this, but... "we're kidding..."


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Comments

spjv840 said:

I don't know what's worse: her face or her boobs.

August 28, 2008 2:26 PM

asiago said:

boobs hot.  the rest, not so much.

August 28, 2008 2:33 PM

asiago said:

boobs hot.  the rest, not so much.

August 28, 2008 2:33 PM

asiago said:

boobs hot.  the rest, not so much.

August 28, 2008 2:33 PM

Mandy said:

The whole package is a train wreck. Poor thing.

August 29, 2008 11:08 AM

oedipus wrecked said:

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! Oh the humanity!

When did the Joker grow boobs??!!!

August 29, 2008 11:29 AM

Stveie said:

If she went under the knife to get bigger boobs why didn't she just ask the doc to sort out her nose while he was at it?

August 29, 2008 1:15 PM

Baron Von Monkeychow said:

Turpentine and steel wool cannot get that image out of my eyes. Damn you!

Gross!

September 2, 2008 12:35 PM

nice said:

the sexiest person i have ever seen and those tits make it ten times better

September 18, 2008 11:12 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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