Poor Anne Hathaway, and we don't mean that in a mocking way: she had to hand over all the lovely jewels her ex gave her... because they were allegedly purchased with stolen funds. (We hate it when that happens.) Meanwhile, the suave gangster paramour of hers faces at least five years in prison and is still in jail, pending a million dollars' bond, and rumored to be working on a plea deal.
If you're a poll kind of person (we're kind of not), here are 19 new ones on the Presidential race. Quickly: McCain leads in Alabama, Georgia, Idaho, and Wyoming; Obama leads in Colorado, Michigan, and Pennsylvania; and they're tied in Nevada, North Carolina, and Ohio.
And who will be the surprise special guest during Michael Phelps' hosting of SNL this weekend?
According to People, Sen. Barack Obama will appear on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps will be guest hosting the show.
Said an Obama spokesman: "The details of the sketch are still being worked out."
We hope it's funnier than the last one, which was super obvious and involved Halloween masks and his "surprise" appearance. Lame.
We're absolutely amazed that someone gave Mariah Carey another movie. Not that we don't like her or anything-- we're just stating the truth.
We still can't get over this story from yesterday's Sloppy Seconds (click here): Lauren Conrad has landed a book deal. Oh my God, what's next, a clothing line?!
And the scariest headline of the morning: Trace drugs found in water could affect 46 million
Headline that sounds scary but thankfully isn't: 9-Year-Old Girl Delivers Baby Brother
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