If you're out walking your dog naked, watch out for tasers.
No one should be surprised that the oil companies are corrupt, least of all Chevron.
A man heard noises in his daughter's bedroom and crept in, lead pipe in hand. He saw a naked male he did not recognize standing on the bed with his back to the door...
[The father] swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
The boy [who turned out to be the daughter's secret, yearlong boyfriend] was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples. Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000. [Local 6]
You know, we kind of feel bad for the Dad... maybe we wouldn't have whacked the naked man with a pipe, but we probably would have at least tried to take the guy down... no?
A man threw a $10,000 bar mitzvah for his beloved thirteen-year-old. In most places, that would be on the cheaper side, if not for the fact that the thirteen-year-old we're referring to is his dog.
lvis Best’s “bark mitzvah,” held last August, was attended by more than thirty of father’s friends (including Dr. Ruth and Patti LuPone. The festivities, held at Sammy’s Roumanian Steakhouse, featured many traditional moments—including the reading of the torah—and plenty of dancing. Elvis even got a Louis Vuitton dog collar as a gift.
Shoot us now. In other news:
46-year-old intellectual/author/footnote dweeb David Foster Wallace committed suicide by hanging himself.
Who'd complain about a hot sex scene with Thandie Newton? Not Gerard Butler, star of Guy Ritchie's upcoming film...
Beyonce was in New York filming her new video the other day (it's for her lead single "If I Were A Boy," which we hope is as hot as the title makes it sound)
Thanks, Immora!
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