The man who has been anointed to run the public schools in good ol' Miami-Dade County has just had his entire affair, in the form of raunchy e-mails, splashed across the front pages of everything from his local paper to Gawker.com.
Normally, we wouldn't make a big deal of a guy or gal having an affair, even if one of them is in Alberto Carvalho's esteemed position, but we'll make an exception for how perfectly insane these messages are...
Former Miami Herald reporter Tania deLuzuriaga, pictured above, now a 27-year-old staffer for the Boston Globe, met Carvalho when she was covering education for the Florida paper. Soon after, source and confidant got personal:
From: Tania
Subject line: “Fuzzy.”
“It occurred to me while I was riding that I seem to have forgotten to bathe the past two days. I also haven’t shaven since I left Miami. Thought you might like that image. If you say you’d still go down on me I’ll call you a liar. Hope your day is wonderful. I love you.”
Subject line: "Re: Fuzzy"
“Don’t shave. Wanna are it." [His Blackberry meant to say "Wanna see it," but this is way better.]
If you think that's TMI territory, wait'll you check out her next one:
“Will you be completely offended if I leap into your arms the next time I see you (place permitting)? Like in the movies, with arms and legs wrapped around. Like what I wanted to do Thursday and didn’t and when I said I wanted to you asked why I didn’t…love, love, love you xoxoxo.”
Oy vey... is this 44-year-old married man that much of a mess that he thinks a happy then-26-year-old who is naked in front of him doesn't want him? By the way, you might be wondering how all these e-mails leaked... and why... we're betting Carvalho's wife found them and went to the press just to humiliate him and gain the upper hand in a divorce proceeding. Or something else. What do you think?
Via Miami New Times. Photo by Jonathan Wiggs.
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