Is it wrong too arrest a man in a wheelchair... for driving while intoxicated?
Playboy cut 80 jobs thanks to the terrible economy.
Britney Spears is on top of the world again...
...she's back on top of the U.S. charts thanks to a record-breaking sales week. The singer's "Womanizer" tune has scored the biggest chart jump to number one in Billboard Hot 100 history after rocketing up 95 spots from last week's 96 to get there. [The song still blows. -Ed.]
It's the first time Spears has been on top since her debut single "...Baby One More Time" hit number one at the beginning of 1999. [Starpulse]
Today in Politicians Who Apparently Have Nothing Better To Do: the idiot in Nebraska who filed a lawsuit against God has seen his dreams shattered.
Janet Jackson was apparently suffering from vertigo, is back on tour, and likes loud goddamned explosions.
Strip clubs have turned to the "free flu shot" gimmick to attract business. (Or is it the other way around?)
David Duchovy and Tea Leoni apparently could not work it out. A spokesperson admitted the two have actually been separated for months, with no signs of a turnaround.
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