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Who Would You Rather... for President: Paris or Palin?

Posted by Emily Farris


In a few short days, Paris Hilton's music video "Paris for President" will hit the Interwebs and the air waves. But a sneak peek has been released, and after watching it, we can't help but think that if Palin could do it, why not Paris? True, Palin has a little more political experience than Paris, but we're willing to put money on the fact that Paris wouldn't try to overturn Roe v. Wade.

So, who would you rather have in the in the White House? And by, have, we don't mean "have."

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sa said:

What? Palin is pro-life but respects Roe v Wade. Bloggers, you're journalists. Show some ethical responsibility.

October 26, 2008 3:05 AM

jenny said:

Definitely Paris.  She'd be cheaper too - no offspring to, uh, clothe yet in 72k$ NM duds.

October 26, 2008 4:03 AM

Brian Fairbanks said:

sa, that's possibly the most insane comment ever posted on this website.

You don't actually believe that talking point garbage, do you? Sarah Palin is a Republican Vice Presidential candidate who opposes abortions and made rape victims pay for their own rape kits. End of story.

Also, calling us both "bloggers" and "journalists" in the same sentence and chastising us for it was classic comedy. That's like saying, "Hey, you're a dentist, why won't you write me a prescription for medical marijuana?"

Two very different things, my friend. One gets paid to blog lots of small stories a day without editors, the other gets paid to write one story every so often, for which there is plenty of time and money to have proofreaders, fact checkers, and the writer himself/herself look into things. If you want to read journalism, I believe they now have newspapers in online form...

October 26, 2008 10:53 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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