The male student sat back down in his chair after performing a sex act with a female volunteer from his class. Evan told one reporter, “I told her I’d call her. It was undoubtedly the best sex I have ever had.”
Psychosexual Analysis of Human Behavior, a class at New York University led by Professor Ronald J. Moglia, has been instructing people on how to have sex. (In our experience, NYU students have some learnin' to do in that regard.) While we thought most people would have learned how to, as one friend put it, "manuever the banana," some people obviously had more conservative sex education classes in high school than we did.
Students in this class learn how to blow a banana (allegedly) and how to, in this case, lube it up:
[Evan] Wattles and a female student were asked to come up for a demonstration with condoms; the girl was given the role of the “penis,” which she created by putting up two fingers. Evan was then instructed to create a “vagina” by forming an “O” shape with his fingers, which he then ran up and down the “penises” to simulate sex. Two separate condoms, one regular condom and another containing KY Jelly, were then placed on each finger of the “penis”. The female student then had to say which finger felt more sensation (the condom with the KY Jelly).
Together, they became a match made in hand-sex heaven. It was a moment where “their hands made love,” Evan said, and “lubricant dripped down her hand, and tears [of laughter] dripped down [his] cheeks”.
Poor Evan doesn't know that a) this is indeed the best sex he's ever had and ever will have and b) the experience of lube driping and tears rolling is similar to most evenings that involve alcohol and strangers in our apartment.
Okay, we're exaggerating, kid... don't let this scare you!
Via NYU Local.
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