Janet Jackson canceled the rest of her tour. Wow, she's really going downhill fast, isn't she?
James Bond goes to... Bollywood?
Cheech and Chong want you to vote today. And no, this isn't some Republican trick pulled on our inner-cities.
The National Review, bitter as always, says the youth vote only made up 18% of the total vote. Yes, douceheads, but what about the actual number of youth voters?
And so it begins: the McCain campaign is letting loose on Sarah Palin. My God, if this corrupt and greedy individual had ever become Vice President...
Adam Shulman. Adam Shulman. Adam Shulman-- that's the name of Anne Hathaway's new boyfriend. Curses!
And Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with twins. Little John Mayer's, you think?
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