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The Giant Penis Is Watching Over You

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Did you know that the country of Bhutan is a country? basically worships gigantic penises? And, you're asking, how is this different from other countries?

All kidding aside, Bhutan is the "happiest country in Asia," according to Wikipedia, and much of that has to do with the Bhutanese love for giant painted dicks on their houses...

According to the Metro (UK), which has a penis obsession that is, um, larger than ours:

In the country of Bhutan in south Asia, the giant penis has an important job. It is scrawled on homes to ward off evil spirits.

The penis is said to protect those inside the house and stop them from arguing with each other.

Ah, yes, because we all know that testosterone in a household is always a calming influence. Riiiiight. For peace and quiet, we'll stick with the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and a couple of dimebags, thank you very much...

 

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About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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