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Yes, Scanner Emily. Chipotle will make you fat.

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Yesterday we had a burrito from Chipotle. It was delicious. It also had 943 calories. And it didn't even have any meat in it!  How do we know we consumed so many calories with one not-so-very-little burrito? We used the Chipotle Nutrition Facts Calculator, that's how. And, well, it's time to cut the sour cream; it would have saved us 120 calories!

Here's how it works: you just go to this site and plug in what you had on your burrito or in your tacos. Then you can feel guilty and go run or purge or whatever you need to do to feel okay about eating a 1,000 calorie burrito. We just sat and contemplated it. You can do that, too.

[Chipotle Nutrition Calculator 2.0]

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carapatricia said:

HOLY SHIT.

November 24, 2008 11:57 AM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Mmmmm... callloorriies....

November 24, 2008 12:13 PM

Mandy said:

Holy Fatrito, Batman!

November 24, 2008 12:22 PM

misunderestimated said:

My usual burrito only has 840 calories.

I'll always remember the time in college I got like 20 free burritos; I ate there like every other day.  Chipotle is great.

November 24, 2008 6:47 PM

dippy_gumball said:

what the fuck?  would it be less if you went without sour cream?  

November 24, 2008 8:06 PM

dippy_gumball said:

ok, i tried it.  surprisingly not that much lower if you skip the sour cream and go for guac.  

November 24, 2008 8:08 PM

rx2v2x said:

Wow. On the other hand, let's face it, thirteen inches of sour cream is bound to add up, right?

November 24, 2008 11:27 PM

growingfanny said:

mmmmm-mmmmm good thru the last bite!

November 24, 2008 11:41 PM

growingfanny said:

Baaaaaaaaaaaadddd! Sodium stroke-noose 3248 mg!!!

November 24, 2008 11:46 PM

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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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