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Sexy Priest: The 2009 Calendar... From the Vatican

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

While we have so far been able to track down a reputable online source for the 2009 Men's Rugby calendar we wrote about the other day, perhaps this will make up for it.

Or perhaps not. Priests-- hot or not?

We're surprised Ratzinger signed off on this one, even though it isn't the least bit offensive, sacreligious, or, well, stimulating. Of course, since treating celibate religious figures as sex objects may not be in keeping with the Vatican's puritannical mindset, we're betting whoever produced these for the tiny nation's gift shop snuck the supply in under the radar...

The above twosome feature in this year's edition of the 2009 Calendario Romano, available via this e-mail address. And although this website's Scanner-worthy English describes the calendar as "the most typical souvenir from Rome," we think this is most decidedly a venture only Vatican City could have undertaken...

 

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Colleen Kane said:

As a former Playgirl, I totally know about both of these calendars, not to mention the sexy undertakers one called Men of Mortuaries. I believe the rugby one is called Deux du Stade, something like that, meaning Gods of the Stadium.

December 3, 2008 5:03 PM

Tom said:

Do some research.  These calendars have been out for years, and while they're real (and incredibly hot) priests, the thing isn't endorsed or put out by the Vatican itself.  Do you do any research at all?  Where the hell are your gay friends to tell you these things?

December 4, 2008 7:29 AM

thinkywritey said:

The 2009 Dieux du Stade can be had at amazon.com for $60. Yeep.

December 4, 2008 10:22 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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